Irrational Anger:

induced when...


...I see people wearing summer-esque clothing, such as shorts or flip flops, in literally freezing weather. I want to scold them and ask them what they're trying to prove.

...bladder-related panic sets in. This usually happens at the most inopportune moment of a car ride but I also start seeing red when I've been holding it for the entire class and the professor goes over the class limit by another painful minute... or five.

...automatic toilets flush before our transaction is complete. I remember on Oprah once they were talking about how your toothbrush can be festering with germs because the force of the flush projects them out and up in like an invisible mushroom cloud of germs...I don't know if that's actually true but it seems plausible and so GAG!